The Nelson News: Krewzer!

Isn't he the cutest????
Last weekend Levi let the kids run through the sprinklers in the backyard!
Too Fun!

Kids say the darndest things!!

"That scared the crap out of me, Mom!"
~After the neighbor started his lawn mower.

"Mom! You are not looking where I am pointing!"
~Olivia getting frustrated when she wanted something out of her closet, and I had no clue as to what it was!

"Mom, Krew loves to watch cartoons! Can you say cartoons Mom?"
I reply "Cartoons"
"Good Job Mommy!"

"Grandma, you need to get On Demand!"
~ After her Grandma couldn't find the movie she
wanted to watch.

"Mom, I just ate my antelope! I love antelope!"
~Meaning cantaloupe of course.

"How about I dump out my toybox so I can turn it over and slide on it, then you can put all of my toys back when I am finished. Does that sound like a plan?"

"Hi Charlotte! What are you doing in here?"
~Talking to a spider on the bathroom wall.

"I'm ready gangster!"
~Her reply after Levi asked if she was ready to go to the
store with him.

"Let's Roll"

"I have an idea Dad! You can come outside and push me on my swing 5 times, then I will let you go inside ok?"
~After getting outside, the "5 times" turned into 10
times.

"Can I watch the Spiderwick Chronibles?"
~Chronicles

"I don't feel very good, I think a chocolate bar will help me feel
better."

"Mom, I have salad in my nose!"
~I searched for the salad thinking that she had put it in
nose for almost 15 minutes before realizing she meant
she had a stuffy nose.

"I'm just crazy, huh Mom."

"Did you go to work and buy some money today Dad?"

"It's ok Grandma, you can go to sleep and I will stay here and do whatever I want."
~On a sleepover at her Grandma's.

"Wow! That sure is colorful Krew!"
~Checking out the contents of Krew's diaper while I
was changing him.

"That was a good one Mom."
~After I spilled cereal on the floor.